Custom Funny Patches

Custom Funny Patches That Speak Fluent Sarcasm

Why be normal when your patch can roast someone on sight? Whether it's a meme, a snarky one-liner, or a ridiculous inside joke we’ll stitch your sense of humor into something wearable.

Real Uses for Fake Seriousness

• Call out your friends on their gym bags

• Add nonsense to your denim jacket

• Sell ironic merch that actually slaps

Humor Comes in All Styles

• Printed for photoreal memes

• Chenille for awkward retro vibes

• Embroidered for sarcastic classics like “Cool Story Bro”

Built to Offend Just Enough

Your patch doesn’t have to be polite.
From “I’m not late, you’re early” to “Employee of the Month (Unemployed Edition),” we’ll help you deliver the punchline stitched clean, worn loud.